Thursday, January 5, 2012

January Quiz

Zapraszam do udziału w prostym konkursie :) Zadanie polega na zbudowaniu mini-historyjki z wykorzystaniem następujących dziesięciu słów: buttock, snap, shovel, mongrel, ram, thump, curse, mafia, pouch, shrub. Słowa nie muszą być użyte w podanej kolejności. Chodzi o ciekawą fabułę i jak najmniejszą liczbę błędów :) Do wygrania nagranie angielskiego dialogu w formacie MP3. :) Swój tekst zamieszczacie w komentarzach niżej - jest to dowód na wzięcie udziału w konkursie :)

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  1. "THE WORST DAY"

    Mark Luciano is a realy unlucky guy. I want to tell you about one of the worst moment in his life. It was sunny day in Palermo in Italy. He was walking next to the beach, thinking about his existence. He recently gave up smoking, which was his biggest feather in his cap! Suddenly, he felt some unspecified spasm in his stomach.
    "Gosh... damned shit from McDonald's" he thought.
    The sound was more and more disquieting. He saw a quite dense shrub. He looked around and decided to walk into it.
    "Nature calls!" he thought and laughed at yourself.
    He took off his trousers, crouched and... you know.
    After few minutes he felt that something is ramming into his buttock.
    He jumped and cursed loudly. While later he saw a small mongrel coming to his bottom!
    "Great! A dog sensed a Cheeseburger!"
    He grabbed a small, plastic shovel - probably some kid left it during the same activity - and he thumped an animal. He heard a snap of its teeth.
    "What the hell are you doing with my dog?!" suddenly, he saw a big guy in a black suit and with a black pouch.
    "Oh my God! It's a Sycilic mafia!" he shouted and he jumped out from the shrub and run like the wind.

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  2. Thanks rutek :) Mark Luciano is a REALLY unlucky guy. I want to tell you about one of the worst momentS in his life. It was A sunny day in Palermo in Italy. He was walking ALONG the beach, thinking about his existence. He recently gave up smoking, which was his biggest feather in his cap! Suddenly, he felt some unspecified spasm in his stomach.
    "Gosh... damned shit from McDonald's" he thought.
    The sound was more and more disquieting. He saw a quite dense shrub. He looked around and decided to walk into it. :)
    "Nature calls!" he thought and laughed at HIMSELF.
    He took off his trousers, crouched and... you know.
    After A few minutes he felt that something WAS ramming into his buttock.
    He jumped and cursed loudly. A while later he saw a small mongrel coming to his bottom!
    "Great! A dog sensed a Cheeseburger!"
    He grabbed a small, plastic shovel - probably some kid HAD left it during the same activity - and he thumped THE animal. He heard a snap of its teeth.
    "What the hell are you doing with my dog?!" suddenly, he saw a big guy in a black suit and with a black pouch.
    "Oh my God! It's a Sycilic mafia!" he shouted and he jumped out from the shrub and rAn like the wind.

    Wow! What a story :) You have the talent mate! It was not only humorous but also well written :) Thanks :)

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  3. George was a very important mafia member , but recently his jobs haven't been going well. He was getting very low on cash so he decided to go rob someone. George was taking a walk through a park and spotted this mongrel carrying a pouch that seemed to be full of coins. George saw a shovel on the ground, and grabbed it. He ran up to the man , and thumped him on the buttocks with it. But the man was so built that the shovel snapped right in half when it hit him ! The man got very angry and started yelling at george , he said " I am putting a curse on you, if you don't take care of my very ill pet ram for the next year, you will turn into a shrub that will be kept in my beautiful garden." George was very frightened, so he did what the man said. The end:)

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    1. Thank you so much anniemal! A really compelling one! At the end of the month we'll choose the best story! Thanks again!

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    2. Hi anniemal! Please send me a private message; I need your email to send you the prize! Congratulations!

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  4. This will be a story in the Indiana Jones's style.
    Zig and Zag were twins. They went to the Fiji. One evening, during the indigenous dance Zag was alone. Meanwhile Zig went to answer the call of nature. Breaking through the bushes Zig heard a conversation. Zig fled in a nearby shrub and spied two guys dressed in jackets with a sign, "MAFIA". "Keep away from them" he thought. He started to retreat, while behind him the mongrel began to bark loudly.
    Breathless Zig told Zag to go to the nearby temple in the shape of a ram's head, about which the „MAFIAS” mentioned. To get inside they pushed the buttock in the sculpture standing at the gate of the temple. Inside was dark. Zig and Zag managed only to see a small altar in the middle and a pouch lying on it. They came to it and by using a shovel, which was standing near the altar, thumped in the padlock. On the velvet cushioning the box was a card with the inscription - "Curse fell upon you". They left the temple very disappointed. The door snapped behind them.

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  5. It happened on Saturday night. I (as usually) was watching TV and as was going to bed I heard loud barking of my dog. I ran out in a pyjamas ( I didn't care then about what I was wearing) It was quiet again. Then I heard a snap and a thief appeared with a shovel in his right hand, and in the other hand he was holding a small pouch. I started cursing, and full of anger I kicked him on his buttock. He shouted "AUUUUU" and rushed towardas me. I was given a strong thump. I fell onto the ground, and on my last legs I opened my eyes. I saw a strange manjumping on my ram and taking it away... I was thinking, about what he had in his pouch. Then I realised my sweet mongrel had dissappeared. I started panicking and running among the trees in my garden. On one of the shrubs I saw the same pouch I had seen in the thief's hands. It was moving. I opened it, and you can't imagine how happy I was. It was my sweet mongrel. The thief might have lost it when he was running away... The day after I was thinking who the man was, after a minute or two I realised that he was from the Morina mafia! I started to laugh, as i knew that it was the most clumsy mafia in the city, and i found out about that...

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    1. Thank you Crown for your post. Your story is really cool! However, the problem is that January finished a few days ago and you can't take part in the January competition any more. I am awfully sorry about it because I really love your story. I do wish you could take part in the February competition, if you please... Thanks!

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